Thanksgiving in the prison.
How I think people will react to my jokes:
How people actually react to my jokes:
Do you have 11 electrons? ‘Cause you’re sodium fine. ;)
Looking good Miley
time to tweky
This is soooooooo gross!
Oh Siri you so funny! #meaningOfLife #comedy #jokes #siri
Me:Hey can I buy a meth?
Drug dealer: 300
Me: Credit please
…and tells his mother. The mom says “What? But who will love-a you like-a mama? Who will treat-a you nice? Who will-a make-a you lasagna?”
The man replies, “Why are you talking like that mom, we aren’t even Italian.”